BEFORE AND AFTER

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

BOY: at last i can hardly wait!
GIRL: do you want me to leave?
BOY: no! dont even think about it.
GIRL: do u love me?
BOY: of course! Always.
GIRL: have you cheated on me?
BOY: hell! no, why are you asking?
GIRL: will you kiss me?
BOY: every chance i get.
GIRL: wil you hit me?
BOY: hell no! Are you crazy?
GIRL: can i trust you?
BOY: yes!
GIRL: darling!!!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom back to top

GAYA - GAYA

lunchbreak...

GIRL: HI!
MAHKO: HI!

GIRL: Hello
MAHKO: Hello

GIRL: kumain kana ba?
MAHKO: kumain kana ba?

GIRL: hindi pa.
MAHKO: hindi pa.

GIRL: ginagaya mo ba ko?
MAHKO: ginagaya mo ba ko?

GIRL: I love you
MAHKO: gutom na ko... tara kain tayo

whahahaha >.<

PAYO NI DOC!

Do not avoid sexual temptations.

As you grow older,

They will start to avoid you.

So don't be choosy,

Always grab the opportunity.