BANAT FOR THE DAY

sa loob ng library

Boy: miss, para kang dictionary.
Girl: huh?
Boy: because you give meaning to my life.
Girl: wow, alam mo bang para kang encyclopedia.
Boy: talaga? bakit naman?
Girl: ANG KAPAL MO KASE!

bang! whahaha

NEW SIGN SA MOTEL

"We welcome you with open legs.

it's not how short or long you stay,

what matters is you came!"



NAG-MAMALINIS NA KUTSARA

Kahit marami na akong nahalikan.

Kahit marami nang labi

ang dumampi sa akin.

Marami mang laway

ang aking natikman

hindi ibig sabihin nito ay

wala na akong dangal

-kutsara(spoon)

MUNING

TEACHER: Mahko, read your 500 words essay.

MAHKO: Yes mam!

"My muning"

I have a muning. My muning is lost.

so i went outside the house  to look for muning.

muning!... muning!... muning! (repeat 479 times)