The boy, confused by this, approaches his mother after school.
"Mom, what's a pussy?"
The mother, startled by this, thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says
"Son, that is a pussy."
The son then asks "What's a bitch?"
The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog
The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog
and says "Son, this is a bitch."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says
"Dad, what's a pussy?"
The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out a copy of Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the V*G*N* and says
The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out a copy of Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the V*G*N* and says
"Son, this is a pussy!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks
"Then, what is a bitch?"
The dad replies, "Everything outside the circle."
The dad replies, "Everything outside the circle."
